搞笑英文话剧剧本
Three Times’ Beating Monster
人物:T唐僧 S:孙悟空 E:猪八戒 J:沙僧
B:白骨精 B1:B变成的村姑 B2:B变成的太婆
B3:B变化成的老头 N:哪吒
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
S: Bajie,map!
E: (摸出,递给S)
S: Look,master (凑近T)………(T、S一齐转向E)
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of
beautiful girls with you!
E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west
E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
E: (递)…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!
Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.
S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,
I will……….
S: You will what(凶相)?
E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
S: Hm!
T:(轻咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me
some food?
E: You see ,master is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But master,if a es while brother monkeg is away…..
T: Em…….It is a ,do you have any idea?
S: No problem!(安装)(B已躲在一旁偷看)
E: This is…..?
S: !I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s
books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
T: Em……Wukong, you are ing more and more scientific!
Emitofo, knowledge is power!
S: Bye!(走)
T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
B: Hm!Hm!?You are too childish.(变成B1)
B1:
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