Sex, Lies, and Online Dating-[Rachel Gibson].doc

RACHEL GIBSON
SEX, LIES,
and
ONLINE DATING
This book is dedicated
with much love to Cathie Wilson,
friend, writer, and quirky soul.
Critique/martini night isn’t the same
without your laughter.
You will always live in my heart.
CONTENTS
Prologue
Chapter 1
Mystrygrl: Seeks Man for Mystery…
Chapter 2
Dick: Seeks Jane for Fun and Games…
Chapter 3
Curious: Seeks Persistent Poet…
Chapter 4
Skeptic: Seeks Lady in Red…
Chapter 5
Storyteller: Seeks Smooth Talker…
Chapter 6
Getn2knowu: Seeks Honest Mate…
Chapter 7
Down2basix: Seeks Nontalker…
Chapter 8
Hugsnkisses: Seeks Hotlips…
Chapter 9
Serialdater: Seeks Killer Date…
Chapter 10
Hadenuf: Seeks Girl’s Best Friend…
Chapter 11
Hungryman: Seeks Snack Tray…
Chapter 12
Wazcookin: Seeks Hunk of Beef Cake…
Chapter 13
Freefallin: Seeks Solid Place to Land…
Chapter 14
Goodstuff: Seeks Man of Dishonor…
Chapter 15
Goodtimes: Seeks Bad Boy…
Chapter 16
Biggestfan: Seeks Object of Obsession…
Chapter 17
Hardlvnman: Seeks Sunshine…
Epilogue
Acknowledgments
About the Author
Other Books by Rachel Gibson
Copyright
About the Publisher
Prologue
From: Lucy@
To: clare@; adele@;
maddie@
Subject: date
Hey all,
Tonight is my last coffee date. His name is hardluvnman. I pray he has his teeth.
Wish me luck,
Lucy
From: clare@
To: Lucy@; adele@; maddie@
Lucy,
Good luck with your research. Hopefully he has his own teeth and own hair and remembers to brush both.
 
Clare
 
From: adele@
To: Lucy@; clare@; maddie@
 
Looking forward to hearing all about Lucy’s hardluvnman.
 
Adele
 
. What kind of guy calls himself hardluvnman? Is pensating for something?
From: maddie@
To: adele@; Lucy@; clare@
 
Lucy,
 
For God’s sakes don’t do it. Serial killers lurk on those online dating sites. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel for them. Next thing you know, some guy is wearing your head for a hat.
 
Love,
Maddie
Chapter 1