【110】the one with the monkey.doc

The One With the Monkey
110 猴子
罗斯收养一只叫马赛尔的猴子。
六人达成协议,在迎接新年的派对上不带伴侣。
在Central Perk咖啡馆唱歌时,菲比遇到两个争吵不休的男人,
经过交锋,她和其中一个开始约会,此人名叫大卫,是个科学家。
两人关系发展顺利,可他接到科研基金,需要赴明斯克工作三年。
大卫不知所措。
派对上除了罗斯,人人都忘了约定,带了伴侣参加;
菲比带大卫,乔伊带着他在百货店遇到的单亲妈妈桑迪;
瑞秋则带来提前飞回的保路;钱德寂寞难耐邀请了珍妮丝;
莫妮卡请来fun波比;
罗斯只有马赛尔作伴。
不过,午夜时分每一对都不欢而散。
The One With the Monkey
Ross gets a monkey named Marcel.
Everyone makes a pact not to bring dates to their New Years Eve Party.
While performing at Central Perk, Phoebe confronts some noisy boys and ends up dating one of them: David, Scientist Guy.
Their relationship develops well until he gets offered a grant to go to Minsk, and doesn't know what to do.
Everyone breaks the no-date pact except Ross;
Phoebe brings David, Joey brings Sandy, someone he met while working as an elf in a department store;
Rachel plans to bring Paolo, who's flying in earlier than expected;
Chandler snaps and asks Janice; Monica invites Fun Bobby;
Ross just brings Marcel.
However, no one ends up with their date (or monkey) at midnight.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering.]
Ross: Guys? There's a somebody I'd like you to meet.
(A monkey jumps on to his shoulder.)
All: Oooh!
Monica: Wait. What is that?
Ross: 'That' would be Marcel. You wanna say hi?
Monica: No, no, I don't.
Rachel: Oh, he is precious! Where did you get him?
precious
Ross: My friend Bethel rescued him from some lab.
Phoebe: That is so cruel! Why? Why would a parent name their child Bethel?
Chandler: Hey, that monkey's got a Ross on its ass!
Monica: Ross, is he gonna live with you, like, in your apartment?
Ross: Yeah. I mean, it's been kinda quiet since Carol left, so...
Monica: Why don't you just get a roommate?
Ross: Nah, I dunno... I think you reach a certain age, having a roommate is kinda pathe- (Realises) ....sorry, that's, that's 'pathet', which is Sanskrit for 'really cool way to live'.
pathetic
Opening Credits
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoeb