【123】the one with the birth.doc

The One With the Birth
123 本出世
卡萝即将分娩,六人齐集医院;但卡萝却因为陪苏珊购物而姗姗来迟;
罗斯一见苏珊就剑拔弩张,之后两人又为婴儿的名字争执;双双被卡萝哄出门外;
瑞秋对妇产科医生频送秋波……但该医生患职业病,对女性失去了胃口;
菲比带着吉他到医院唱歌,粉嘟嘟的小孩子,长大憎你老不死,烦得罗斯给她钱买她闭嘴;
菲比、罗斯和苏珊被困在储藏室,菲比给两人上了一课;
乔伊热心帮助一名单亲妈妈丽迪亚生产;当孩子的父亲赶到,温柔的乔伊知趣的离开了;
莫妮卡迫切想要个孩子;钱德安慰她说,如果我们都四十岁还单身,那我们两可以一起生个孩子,但莫妮卡并不领情,还不服气的反问,我哪点看起来像嫁不出去的人。 
婴儿极偶然的得名“班”。
The One with the Birth
Everyone arrives at the hospital for Carol's delivery.
Ross and Susan fight;
Rachel flirts with the doctor... for a while;
Phoebe sings and makes a lot of sense;
Joey helps a single mother (Lydia) give birth;
Monica yearns for() a baby of her own;
Chandler tries fort her, but isn't totally essful.
The baby is named Ben, after Phoebe.
[Scene: The hospital, Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive.]
Ross: She's not here yet. She's not here. She's having my baby and she's not here.
Monica: I'm sure everything's fine. Has her water broke yet?
water
Ross: I don't know, but when I spoke to her, she said she had already passed the mucus plug.
mucus / mucus plug是一种能堵住宫颈口的粘液,以避免细菌什么的进入子宫,伤害胎儿,ross说passed the mucus plug,是指产程发动时,mucus plug就会伴随血液流出来,这个过程也叫bloody show,也就是快生了
(Joey makes a sound of absolute disgust.)
Joey: Do we have to know about that?
Monica: Joey, what are you gonna do when you have a baby?
Joey: I'm gonna be in the waitin' room, handing out cigars.
hand out
Chandler: Yes, Joey's made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the 50's.
Ross: God, I don't believe this. She could be giving birth in the cab.
Rachel: Oh, Ross, relax. It's probably like two dollars for the first contraction, and then fifty cents for each additional contraction.
contraction
(Everyone looks at Rachel as though she made a ment.)
tasteless
Rachel: What, it's ok when Chandler does it?
Chandler: You have to pick your moments.
(Phoebe arrives, guitar in hand.)
Phoebe: Did I miss it, did