三打白骨精英语话剧搞笑剧本附中文.ppt

Three Times’ Beating :唐僧(A) S:孙悟空(B)E:猪八戒(C) J:沙僧(D)B:白骨精(E)B1:B变成村姑B2:B变成太婆B3:B变化成老头?T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? ?阿弥陀佛,我们这是到哪了??S: Bajie,map!?八戒,地图!?E: (摸出,递给S)?S: Look,boss (凑近T)………(T、S一齐转向E)?师傅,请看。?T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!?八戒,我跟你讲了多少次了,不要带这种美女的图片!?E: Oh, boss!Forgive me。(伸手拿回)?哦,师傅!原谅我吧。?T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west?为师先替你保管,到西天了再给你。?E: But……?但是……?T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map??阿弥陀佛,***,空即是色!地图??E: (递)…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. ?给,嗯……我们已经到白虎山了!哎呀,我走不动了!再说,我这肚子也饿了。?S: Fat Pig!?肥猪!?E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….?死猴子,有本事再说一遍,再说……?S: You will what(凶相)??再说你怎么样??E: I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).?我帮你抓虱子。?S: Hm!?哼!?T:(轻咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food??悟空,我也有点饿了,你能去化些斋饭来吃吗??E: You see , boss is hungry,too!?你看,师傅不也饿了吗!?T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!?八戒!不要忘了是谁吃了我的干粮!?J: But boss,if a es while brother monkey is away…..?但是,师傅,假如妖怪趁猴哥不在来了呢……?T: Em…It is a ,do you have any idea??嗯…这是个问题。悟空,你有什么办法没??S: No problem!(安装)(B已躲在一旁偷看)?没问题!(白骨精躲在一旁偷看)?J: This is…..??S: ! I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!?伏魔圈!只要待在里面,就没有妖怪能接近!?T: Em……ok,we will stay in it!?嗯……好的,我们会呆在里面的!?S: Bye!(飞走)?俺老孙去也。?T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》?我们斗地主吧!?B: Hm!Hm!?You are too childish.(变成B1)?哈哈!伏魔圈?太小儿科了吧。?B1: (接近三人,望着)Can I join you??我也可以玩吗??J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.?不好意思,姑娘。我们在斗地主,三个人够了。?B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!?噢,机会来了!炸弹!?T: Bomb?(打出)?B1: Double King!?王炸!?T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!?喔…我赢了!嗯…,姑娘,你是老手吧。进来教我!?S: (回来,看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)?啊,妖怪!?B1: (倒)Ah……惨叫声?T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!?悟空!你在干嘛!她是我的师傅!?S: She is a monster!?她是妖怪!?T: N