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,“Remember,DadThomasEdisongotbadgradesinschool,too.”Hesaid,“Fine,stayinyourroomuntilyouinventthelightbulb.”:Dad,I?mtootiredtodomyhomework..Dad:Now,myboy,hardworkneverkilledanyoneyetBobby:Well,Idon?twanttoruntheriskofbeingthefirst..:Wehavegotanewdog-earoundandplaywithhim?Ron:Well,Idon?tknow-doeshebite?Reggie:That?swhatIwanttofindout.(表语从句):Homeland,youarerightmydearestmother!Littleson:Homeland,youarerightmydearestgrandmother!Mother:Whydoyousayso?Littleson:Isn?tyourmothermygrandmother?:Daddy,::Thenlet?“TheThinker”.“Whatdoyousupposehe?sthinkingabout?”saidone,towhichtheotherreplied,“Ishouldimaginehe?sthinkingaboutwhereheputhisclothes!”:Mommy,whydoyouhavesomuchgrayhair?Mommy:Iexpectit?:Oh–youmusthavebeenterribletoGrandma!:Mummy,doyouloveme?Mother::Thenwhymotdivorcefromdaddyandmarrythemanatthecandystore?:Correctthissentence:Itwasmethatsplittheink.(who)Pupil:Itwasn?(toyoungsterhehascalleduponthestage):Now,myboy,youhaveneverseenmebefore,haveyou?(完成时)Boy:No,:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?(新一)Johnny::That??Johnny:Weplayedwhocouldleanfurthestoutofthewindow,andhewon.(最后一句用中文),thevicarleanedoverthewallandshowedthemaball.“Isthisyours?”heasked.“Diditdoanydamage,vicar?”saidoneoftheboys.“No.”repliedthevicar.“Thenit?smine.”,,.“No,no,dear.”saidtheboy?smother,andthen,turningtotheteller,“Ibegyourpardon,?sjustbeentothezoo”.(完成时)??smotheranswered,hesaid,“eouttoplay,plea