二年级英语幽默笑话带翻译.doc

二年级英语幽默笑话带翻译.doc二年级英语幽默笑话带翻译
导读：我根据大家的需要整理了一份关于《二年级英语幽默笑话带翻译》的内容，具体内容："哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。"笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的"调剂品"。在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面我为大家带来二年级英语幽默笑话... "哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。"笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的"调剂品"。在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面我为大家带来二年级英语幽默笑话带翻译，欢迎大家阅读!
二年级英语幽默笑话1：
Stepping from my kitchen into the garage, I accidentally locked myself out of the house. When I tried to persuade my 18-month-old son，Taylor, to open the door, none of my tactics worked. Finally，I walked around the house to check for an open window. To my amazement，I found the front door open and Taylor standing there with a salesman.
出了厨房我便走进了车库，不留神把门锁给撞上了，把我自己锁在了门外。我那18个月的儿子泰勒在屋里。于走，我在外边千方百计地想让他帮我开门，结果均告失败。最后，我围着房子想找个开着的窗子。令我吃惊的是，前门开着，我的儿子站在门口正与一个推销员在谈话。
"Ive been locked out for 20 minutes,"I said. "How did you get him to open the door?"
我对那推销员说:"我被锁在了外边20多分钟，你是怎样让他给你开门的"。
Looking puzzled，the man replied，"I rang the doorbell."
面带惊奇的推销员答说:"我只按了一下门铃。"
二年级英语幽默笑话2：
A motorist got caught in one of those new radar had been driving home one night when the automatic camera identified his car as exceeding the speed limit, Soon after，he received a ticket in the mail，plus a picture of this vehicle with the date and speed recorded on it.
一个飞车手被新的雷达测速仪捕获。那是他在一天晚上超速驾车回家时，被自动照像机摄下了他的汽车。不久，他便收到了一个装有罚款单的信封，里面装有他汽车的照片、超速的日期和速度。
Duly impressed, he sent back the ticket, along with a photo of a $100 bill to pay the fine.
他对这种方式的印象