搞笑英文话剧剧本(三打白骨精).doc

搞笑英文话剧剧本 Three Times ’ Beating Monster 人物: T唐僧 S:孙悟空 E:猪八戒 J:沙僧 B:白骨精 B1 :B变成的村姑 B2 :B变成的太婆 B3 : B变化成的老头 N:哪吒 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E:(摸出,递给 S) S: Look,master (凑近 T)………(T、S一齐转向 E) T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you! E: Oh,master!Forgive me( 伸手拿回) T:(缩手)I’ ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But …… T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? E:(递) …… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain! Ah I can ’t walk on any more!( 坐)My stomach doesn ’t allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will , I will ………. S: You will what( 凶相)? E:(软禁)I will help you catch fleas( 跳蚤). S: Hm! T:(轻咳) Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see ,master is hungry,too! T: Baijie!Don ’t forget who ate my last meal! J: But master,if a es while brother monkeg is away ….. T: Em …….It isa ,do you have any idea? S: No problem!( 安装)(B已躲在一旁偷看) E: This is…..? S: !I have learnt the energy of electricity from master ’s books. SoI made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: Em …… Wukong, you are ing more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!( 走) T: Let ’s play cards!( 三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!?You are too childish.( 变成 B1) B1: (接近三人,望着)Can I join you? T:I’m sorry,lady. We are pla