Unit 3 A taste of English Humour Using Language Reading and speaking 1 t/ scdsfefergreryh tongue twisters pun riddles jokes 2 t/ scdsfefergreryh Tongue Twisters 1. Can you can a can as a canner can can a can? 2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish. 你能够像罐头工人一样装罐头吗? 我希望梦想着你梦想中的梦想,但是如果你梦想着女巫的梦想,我就不想梦想着你梦中的梦想。 3 t/ scdsfefergreryh Pun A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tyred. Riddles 1. What kind of dog can never bite and bark? hot dog 2. What day of the week is the best for having fried foods? Friday 4 t/ scdsfefergreryh 1. Policeman: You can’t park here. Driver: Why can’t I? Policeman: Read the sigh there. Driver: It says, “Fine for Parking,” so I parked. Jokes “Fine for Parking 5 t/ scdsfefergreryh 2. Girl: If we marry, will you give me a ring? Boy: Of course. What’s your telephone number? 3. Daughter: Auntie kis