计算机 名人名言.txt

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Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.”- Pablo Picasso 计算机没有什么用处。它们唯一能做的就是告诉你答案。--Pablo Picasso “Distributed file systems are a cruel hoax.”- Zalman Stern 分布式文件系统是一场残忍的骗局。--Zalman Stern “puter lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila.”- Mitch Ratcliffe 人类有史以来的所有发明中--也许不包括***或龙舌兰酒--计算机是让你犯错误最多最快的。--Mitch Ratcliffe “Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.”- Andy Rooney 计算机使很多事情更容易做到,但其中大部分并不是必需。--Andy Rooney “Computers do not solve problems, they execute solutions”- Laurent Gasser 计算机并不解决问题,它们只是执行解决方案。--Laurent Gasser “Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and women.”- Lord Kelvin 如果大幅增加费用换来的只是性能可疑的提升, 这种情况仅仅出现在赛马和女人身上才是让人可以容忍的。--Lord Kelvin “Memory is like asm. It’s a lot better if you don’t have to fake it.”- Seymore Cray (on virtual memory) 内存就象***。不作假会好一点。--Seymore Cray (对虚拟内存的评价) “Software Engineering is that part puter Science which is too difficult for puter Scientist.”- F. L. Bauer 所谓软件工程就是指计算机科学中对计算机科学家来说太难的那一部分。-- F. L. Bauer “Base eight is just like base ten really, if you’re missing two fingers”- Tom Lehrer
八进制和十进制其实也差不多,如果你少了两根手指头的话。--Tom Lehrer “There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that un