考研英语二2002阅读真题.docx

考研英语二2002阅读真题2002Text1Ifyouintendusinghumorinyourtalktomakepeoplesmile,,,anizedmethodsoftheirsecretaries;alternativelyifyouareaddressingsecretaries,,whichIheardatanurses'convention,,beautifulgardens,sunnyweather,,politeandfriendlyuntil,waitinginalineforlunch,thenewarrivalissuddenlypushedasidebyamaninawhitecoat,whorushestotheheadoftheline,grabshisfoodandstompsovertoatablebyhimself."Whoisthat?"."Oh,that'sGod,"camethereply,"butsometimeshethinkshe'sadoctor."Ifyouarepartofthegroupwhichyouareaddressing,montoallofyouandit'llbeappropriateforyoutomakeapassingremarkabouttheinediblecanteenfoodorthechairman'',-the-'sthedeliverywhichcausestheaudiencetosmile,sospeakslowlyandrememberthataraisedeyebroworanunbelievinglookmayhelptoshowthatyouaremakingalight-"Ifatfirstyoudon'eed,giveup",youshould________.[A]takeadvantageofdifferentkindsofaudience[B]anizedpeople[C]addressdiff