搞笑语录.doc

武林外传搞笑语录所属:生活杂谈作者:webmaster阅读:14776次评论:19条[我要评论] [+我要收藏]各回各家,各找各妈Gobackhome,,你当我是HELLOKITTY Tigerdoesn'tgetangry,youthinkit'sHELLOKITTY额服了you,额尊敬you,额的内心崇拜youIadmireyou,Irespectyou,~ Ireallythinkyou'renice~~~~饿错了,呃真滴错咧,饿从一开始就错列~当初饿就不该嫁过来,如果不嫁过来饿的夫君就不会死,饿的夫君不会死,饿就不会沦落到这么一个伤心的地方I'mwrong,I'mreallywrong,I''tmarriedhere,ifIdidn''tdie,I'llneverin ?叫嘛?打哪来?往哪去?家里几口人?人均几亩地?地里几头牛?说说说。。。 What'syouname?What'syoufirstname?Whereareyoufrom?Whereareyougoing?Howmanypeoplearethereinyouhouse?Howmanyunitsofcroplandperpersonhas?How manycattlesinthecropland?Answer!Answerit!额滴神啊!Ohmygod!(OMG)亲娘哎!Ohmymom!排山倒海RemoveMountains葵花点穴手Sunflowerpointpointshand(注明:第一个point是点到、指到的意思、第二个points是穴位的意思)子曾经曰过Asagesaidthat...或者是Confuciussaidthat...放着我来Wait!I'lldoit!嫂子~~~~~~~~~Elderbrother'swife~~~~~~~~~~帮我照顾好我七舅姥爷和他的三外甥女Helpmetotakecareofmyseventhuncleandhisthirdniece我祝你们白头偕老,断子绝孙Iblessyouthatlivetooldageinconjugalblissanddiewithoutsons世界如此美妙我却如此暴躁这样不好,不好Thewroldisthatsweetness,butI'mthistestiness,it'snotgood,notgood放心!这事全包我身上了Takeiteasy,I'lldoallthethings确定一定以及肯定Iconfirm,ensureandmakecertainthat否决否认以及否定Ideny,disaffirmanddisavowthat嘘!嘘!嘘!低调!低调!都低调!Sh!Sh!Shhh!Below-pitched,below--pitched我最后一次警告你啊请使用人类的语言和我交谈Thisisthelastwarning!Pleasespeakhumanslanguagetome!你杂这样子嘛!什么时候睡觉不好,非得晚上睡啊Whydidyoudothis?eyoumustsleepinthenight?我上头有人Therehavepeopleaboveme你无情无耻无理取闹Youareunkind,cheekyandoutofallreason我的神啊上帝啊以及老天爷啊Ohmygod,lordandprovidence!我就象一只爬在玻璃上苍蝇,前途一片光明,就是找不到出路I'mliketheflywhichisclimbingontheglass,thesunshineisinfrontofme,butijustcannotfindouttheoutlet一山不能容二虎,除非一公和一母Therewon'thavetwotigersinoneplace,unlessthey'remaleandfemale加菲猫经典语录(超有哲理)所属:生活杂谈作者:admin阅读:50816次评论:50条[我要评论] [+我要收藏]①’sMastercard&,有时还需要信用卡.②. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.③. 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.④Lo