2021年英语搞笑笑话11则-搞笑的英语笑话.docx

英语搞笑笑话11则:搞笑的英语笑话

　　英语搞笑笑话11则
英语搞笑笑话11则 英语搞笑笑话：
　　大家什么时候说话最少 Teacher: What is the plural of man,Tom 老师: 汤姆，“男人”这个词的复数形式是什么 Tom: Men. 汤姆:男大家。
　　Teacher: Good. And the plural of child 老师: 答得好。那“孩子”的复数形式呢 Tom : Twins. 汤姆: 双胞胎。
　　英语搞笑笑话：Boss"s idea When my printer"s type began to go faint, I called a repair shop where a friendly man told me that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the shop charged 50 pounds for such cleanings, he told me, it would be better for me to read the printer"s directions and try the job myself. Pleasantly surprised by his words, I asked, "Does your boss know that you discourage business" "Actually it"s my boss"s idea," the employee replied. "We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to repair things themselves first." 因为我的打印机不能打印出清楚的字来，我就打电话给维修部。电话 是一位很和蔼的男人接的，她说我的打印机可能只是需要清理一下。
　　她还说，假如让维修部清理的话要交50英镑的清理费，让我最好看看 使用手册自己试着清理。
　　当初我真的被她的话感动了，就问她：“你们老板知道你这么拒绝生意么” “实际上，这就是我们老板的主意，”雇员答道：“因为假如我们让用 户先自行修理打印机的话就能挣更多的钱。” 英语搞笑笑话：Good news or Bad news An artist was part of an exhibition, and he asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings that were currently on display. "I"ve got good news and bad news," the owner replied. "Give me the good news first," the artist demanded. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after yo