2021年英语搞笑笑话1两篇搞笑的英语笑话.docx

英语搞笑笑话1两篇搞笑的英语笑话

　　英语搞笑笑话1两篇
英语搞笑笑话1两篇 英语搞笑笑话：两颗番茄 he first tomato has no answer, the second tomato asked again. The tomato has no answer, so the second tomato asked again. The first tomato finally turned slowly, said: "we are not tomatoes We can talk" 两颗番茄去逛街，第一颗番茄忽然走得很快，第二颗番茄就问：“我 们要去哪里” 第一颗番茄没有回复，第二颗番茄又问了一次。
　　第一颗番茄还没 回复，因此第二颗番茄又问了一次。
　　第一颗番茄最终慢慢转头说：“我们不是番 茄吗我们会说话吗” 英语搞笑笑话：相同的职责 The Same DutiesA retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for him as his valet. "Your duties will be exactly the same as they were in the army," the general said. "Nothing to it-you"ll catch on again fast." Next morning promptly at eight o"clock, the ex-orderly entered the ex-general"s bedroom, pulled open the drapes, gave the general a gentle shake, strode around the other side of the bed, spanked his employer"s wife on her bottom and said, "OK, sweetheart, it"s back to the village for you." 相同的职责一个退休的四星级将军在曼哈顿的一个酒吧偶然地碰到 了她以前的勤务兵，勤务兵也退休在家。这位将军花了一整个晚上的时间来说服 她回来做她的贴身随从。“你的职责和在军队时完全一样，”将军说，“这没什么， 你很快就会再次了解它的。” 第二天早晨八点钟时，前勤务兵快速地进到前将军 的卧室，拉开窗帘，轻轻地摇了摇将军，然后大步走到床的另一侧，在她雇主的 妻子屁股上拍了一下，说道：“好了，甜心，你该回到村庄去了。” 英语搞笑笑话：你爷爷 A well dressed young man demanded as soon as he entered the restaurant:"Serve me, quick! Give me your best. I don"t care the price."Not like the way he talked, the wait