[关于小学英语小笑话故事大全] 小学英语故事大全.doc

[关于小学英语小笑话故事大全] 小学英语故事大全
关于小学英语小笑话故事篇1
Aunt: How did Jim do his history examination`?
姨妈:吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样?
Mother: Oh, not at all well，but there，it wasn t his fault. Why, they askedhim things that happened before the poor boy was born.
母亲:唉，糟透了。可话又说回来，这也不能怪他。嗨，他们尽问一些这个可怜的孩子出生前的事情。
关于小学英语小笑话故事篇2
The doctor is talking to a woman in a hospital bed. I have some good news for you and some bad. First the bad news We amputated the wrong leg. Now here is the good news we ve discovered that your other leg doesn t need to be removed after all.
医生对躺在病床上的一位妇女说: 我给你带来了好消息，也带来了不好的消息。先告诉你一个不好的消息是我们截错了你的那条好腿。现在我再来告诉你一个好消息，我们发现你的另一条腿没必要截除了。
关于小学英语小笑话故事篇3
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, What happened?
伊凡流着鼻血回到家里。他妈妈问， 发生了什么事?
A kid bit me, replied Ivan.
一个男孩咬了我一口。 伊凡说。
Would you recognize him if you saw him again? asked his mother.
再见到他时你能认出来吗? 妈妈问。
I d know him anywhere, said Ivan. I have his ear in my pocket.
他走到哪里我都能认出他。 伊凡说: 他的耳朵还在我的衣兜里呢。
关于小学英语小笑话故事篇4
A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach.
一个男孩放学回家时，觉得肚子痛。
well，sit down and eat your tea, said his m