英语幽默谜语-英语幽默情景对话.docx

英语幽默谜语|英语幽默情景对话
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　　英语幽默谜语经典篇
　　Why dont you adverte best stored?
　　In a cow
　　英语幽默谜语精选篇
　　Which can move faster, heat or cold?
　　Heat, because you can catch cold easily
　　Whats the hardest thing about learning skating?
　　The ice
　　What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees?
　　A map
　　What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness?
　　The temperature



　　What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?
　　It never eats
　　Why is writing called handwriting?
　　If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it footwriting
　　If there were only thre girls in the world, what do you think they would do?
　　Two of them would get together ans talk about the other one
　　How many great men have been born in London?
　　None Only babies
　　When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it?
　　When you have a hole in your pocket
　　The greater it is, the less it can be seen What is it?
　　Darkness
　　The more you take away, the bigger I become What am I?
　　A hole



　　Who may marry man