Turndownaninvitation.doc

Man: Oh no!
Woman: What is it?
Man: “Josh and Henrietta would like to have the pleasure of pany at a drinks party, next Saturday evening...”
Woman: Oh no – Josh and Henrietta...they’re not that couple who...
Man: Yeah exactly! And it gets worse...
Woman: How?
Man: “Formal dress...”
Woman: Argh....it means you’ve got to wear a suit....
Man: At the bottom it says “RSVP.”...what does it mean?
Woman: You’ve got to reply.
Man: But I don’t want to go…so…what can I say?
Woman: Tell them you’ve got a dentist’s appointment.
Man: Josh is my dentist!
Woman: Tell them it’s your grandmother’s 100th birthday party.
Man: What… they know my granny died ages ago.
Woman: Tell them your dog’s sick and you’ve got to take him to see the vet.
Man: It’s no use – I’l