神偷奶爸
露西:Look,Iprobablyshouldn’tbesayingthis,but…yourworkasavillain,waskindof,…Giveuscall
格鲁:Hey,Itoldyouguystogotobed.
玛戈:Oh,Sorry.
伊迪丝:So,whenareyougoingonyourdate?
格鲁:What?
伊迪丝:Remember??
格鲁Yeah,wellshe’sanutjobandI’mnotgoinganydate.
伊迪丝:Whynot?Areyouscared?
Lisa:Hey,DidyouguysseethemoonlandingonTV?
路人甲:Canyoubelieveit?It’ssocool!
Lisa:Youknowwhat.?(格鲁:Excuseme,Lisa…)I’mtalkedtoallentheotherday.
路人甲:Noway
Lisa:Heissocute.
格鲁:Hey,Lisa,Iwaswondering…
路人乙:Phew,GrutouchedLisa!GrutouchedLisa!(众人:Phew!)Lisa’sgot“Gruties”!
格鲁:Scared?Ofwhat?Women?No!That’sbonkers!Ijust,I’venointerestingoingonadate,that’sall!Caseclosed!I’’,wowwowwow…?
玛戈:Noone,justmyfriendAvery.
格鲁:Avery,Er,Avery?Isthatagirl’nameoraboy’sname?
玛戈:Doseitmatter?
格鲁:No!No,,itdoesn’’saboy!
艾格尼丝:Iknowwhatmakesyouaboy.
格鲁:Uhh,youdo?
艾格尼丝:Yourbaldhead.
格鲁:Oh,yes!
艾格尼丝:It’.
格鲁:.
格鲁:Hey,Tim,nicehaircut!Tommy,hanginthere,baby!ItisalmostFriday!So,how’stoday’sbatch,?
纳法里奥博士:Idevelopedanewformula,whichallowedmetogeteveryownkindofberryintooneflavorofjelly.
格鲁:Oh,…E
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