扫黑除恶搞笑标语.doc

扫黑除恶搞笑标语

篇一：搞笑英语标语
世界真奇妙，标语也搞笑
Traffic slogans：
两则交通宣传标语：
Don’t let your kids drive if they are not old enough—or else they never will be ……
如果你的孩子不够大就别让他开车，否则他就可能再也长不大了……
If you want to stay married, divorce speed.
想和爱人分手，就和超速分手。
A US Marine Corps slogan for Anti-Terrorism:
一条最经典的反恐标语：
It’s God’s responsibility to forgive the terrorists. It’s our responsibility to arrange the meeting .
宽恕恐怖分子是上帝的责任，安排他们和上帝见面则是我们的责任。
A French training school in Germany:
德国一法语培训学校招生广告：
If you don’t like the course , you can tell us to give your money back .But remember to tell us in French.
如果你听了一节课之后不喜欢这门课程，你可以要求退回学费，但必须用法语说。
A warning on the fence of a forbidden area:
一处禁地围墙上的警示：
No trespassing! Violators will be shot; survivors will be shot again . 严禁擅闯！违者将被射杀；幸存者将被再次射杀。
Notice at the wildlife park:
动物园里鳄鱼池旁的游客须知：
Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them. 向鳄鱼丢东西的人将被要求把东西取回。
篇二：十大最具创意广告标语、神翻译、搞笑翻译
1. Outside amuffler shop: No appointment necessary, we hear you coming.
一家消声器店外： 根本不用预约，我们听到你来了！
2. Outside a hotel: Help! We need inn-experienced people.
酒店门外：“帮帮忙！我们缺少常住小酒馆的人。”
3. On a desk in a reception room: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.
接待室的桌上：“三个一轮！我们要毫不留情地赶走第三个推销员！注：第二个刚刚离开。”
4. In a veterinarians waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!
兽医的候诊室：“稍候5分钟。趴下，别动