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简单的英语幽默小故事
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Mr. Jones had a few days? holiday, so he said, “ I?m going to go t
the mountains by train. ” He put on his best clothes, took a small bag,
went to the station and got on the train. He had a beautiful hat, and he often put his head out of the window during the trip and looked
at the mountains. But the wind pulled his hat off.
Mr. Jones quickly took his old bag and threw that out of the window
too.
The other people in the carriage laughed. “ Is your bag going to
bring your beautiful hat back? aske”d. they
“ No, ” Mr. Jones answered, “ but there?s no name and no address in
my hat, and there?s a name and address on the bag. Someone?s going to find both of them near each other, and he?s going to send me the bag and the hat. ”
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An old lady went out shopping last Tuesday. She came to a bank
and saw a car near the door. A man got out of it and went into the bank. She looked into the car. The keys were in the lock.
The old lady took the keys and followed the man into the bank.
The man took a gun out of his poc ket and said to the clerk, “ Give me all the money.
But the old lady did not see this. She went to the man, put the keys
in his hand and said, “ Young man, you?re stupid! Never leave your
keys in your car: someone?s going to steal it! ”
The man looked at the old woman for a few
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