简单幽默英语小故事.docx

简单幽默英语小故事
简洁幽默英语小故事篇一
　　A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog cocked its leg, then urinated on
　　The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in the back room of the general store. As soon as the rancher showed up, the attorney for the railroad pulled him aside and tried to get him to settle out of court. The lawyer did his best selling job, and finally the rancher agreed to take half of what he was asking. After the rancher had signed the release and took the check，the young lawyer couldn’t resist gloating a little over his success，telling the rancher, You know, I hate to tell you this, old man，but I put one over on you in there. I couldn’t have won the case. The engineer was asleep and the fireman was in the caboose when the train went through your ranch that morning. I didn’t have one witness to put on the stand. I bluffed you!”
　　案子先要进行公审，才能被送到法庭后面的会议厅里进行探讨。农场主刚一出现，铁路一方的律师就把他拉到了一旁，想进行庭外和解。最终律师尽其所能，劝服了农场主，只支付他所要求赔偿的一半。农场主签完了契约，取走了支票以后，年轻的律师为自己的胜利感到得意忘形。他对农场主说:“老头，你知道吗，我本不想告知你的，刚才我是恐吓你。我原来赢不了这场官司的，那天早晨当火车穿过你的农场旁边的时候，司机睡着了，火夫正在餐车里。我根本找不出一个证人。我是恐吓你的.。”
　　The old rancher replied，Well，I’11 tell you，young Teller, I was a little worried about winning that case myself, because that darned bull came home this morning.”
　　老农场主说:“我要告知你，小子，我觉得赢了这场官司，我有一些担心心，因为我那头可爱的牛今日早晨已经回来了。”
　　简洁幽默英语小故事篇三
　　Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to h