三打白骨精英语话剧搞笑剧本附中文.ppt

Three Times ’ Beating Monster. 三打白骨精 T:唐僧(A) S:孙悟空 (B) E:猪八戒(C) J:沙僧(D) B:白骨精(E) B1:B 变成村姑 B2:B 变成太婆 B3:B 变化成老头?T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? ?阿弥陀佛,我们这是到哪了? ?S: Bajie,map! ?八戒,地图! ?E: ( 摸出,递给 S) ?S: Look,boss ( 凑近 T)………(T、S一齐转向 E) ?师傅,请看。?T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don ’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls! ?八戒,我跟你讲了多少次了,不要带这种美女的图片! ?E: Oh, boss!Forgive me 。(伸手拿回) ?哦,师傅!原谅我吧。?T: ( 缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west ?为师先替你保管,到西天了再给你。?E: But ……?但是……?T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? ?阿弥陀佛,***,空即是色!地图? ?E: ( 递) …… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can ’t walk on any more!( 坐)My stomach doesn ’t allow So. ?给,嗯……我们已经到白虎山了!哎呀,我走不动了! 再说,我这肚子也饿了。?S: Fat Pig! ?肥猪! ?E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will ………. ?死猴子,有本事再说一遍,再说……?S: You will what( 凶相)? ?再说你怎么样? ?E: I will help you catch fleas( 跳蚤). ?我帮你抓虱子。?S: Hm! ?哼! ?T:(轻咳) Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? ?悟空,我也有点饿了,你能去化些斋饭来吃吗? ?E: You see , boss is hungry,too! ?你看,师傅不也饿了吗! ?T: Baijie!Don ’t forget who ate my last meal! ?八戒!不要忘了是谁吃了我的干粮! ?J: But boss,if a es while brother monkey is away ….. ?但是,师傅,假如妖怪趁猴哥不在来了呢……?T: Em …It is a ,do you have any idea? ?嗯…这是个问题。悟空,你有什么办法没? ?S: No problem!( 安装)(B已躲在一旁偷看) ?没问题! (白骨精躲在一旁偷看) ?J: This is …..? ?S: ! I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! ?伏魔圈!只要待在里面,就没有妖怪能接近! ? T: Em …… ok,we will stay in it! ?嗯……好的,我们会呆在里面的! ?S: Bye!( 飞走) ?俺老孙去也。?T: Let ’s play cards!( 三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》?我们斗地主吧! ?B: Hm!Hm!?You are too childish.( 变成 B1) ?哈哈!伏魔圈?太小儿科了吧。?B1: ( 接近三人,望着)Can I join you? ?我也可以玩吗? ?J: I ’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough. ?不好意思,姑娘。我们在斗地主,三个人够了。?B1: ( 在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! ?噢,机会来了!炸弹! ?T: Bomb?( 打出) ?B1: Double King! ?王炸! ?T: Oh ….I win! Em ……,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me! ?喔…我赢了!嗯…,姑娘,你是老手吧。进来教我! ?S: ( 回来,看见 B1)Oh,monster!( 上前就打) ?啊,妖怪!