2021年英语搞笑笑话九篇搞笑的英语笑话.docx

英语搞笑笑话九篇搞笑的英语笑话

　　英语搞笑笑话九篇
英语搞笑笑话九篇 英语搞笑笑话一：A Woman"s answer A husband said to his wife, " Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish" "Well," his wife answered at once." The reason is very simple. God made us beautiful so men would love us;
　　God made us foolish so we would marry them." 一位丈夫对她的妻子说：“为何上帝把妇女发明得如此漂亮却又愚 蠢呢” “噢，”她的妻子马上回复道，“原因很简单。上帝使我们如此漂亮，男人才 会爱我们。上帝使我们如此愚蠢，我们才会嫁给她们。” 英语搞笑笑话二：
　　Only One Eye to Settle On The girl found the go-between and said, "You cheated me ! One of his eyes is not true. Why didn"t you tell me this before " "I have told you. " said the go-between with justice on his side, When you met first, I told you that he settled on you with one eye. 姑娘找到媒人，说：“你欺骗了我。她的一只眼是假眼，你以前为什 么不告诉我” “怎么没告诉你”媒人也不甘示弱，“你们第一回见面后，我就说，她 一眼就看中你了。” 英语搞笑笑话三：You May Select能够选择 The husband complained that his wife always cooked the same dish. One day, the husband got home and asked his wife, "My dear, what will we eat today" The wife said, "You may select the dish today." The husband was very glad and asked, "Which dishes are there today" "Cabbage." "The others" "None." "Then how to select""Eat or not eat!" the wife said. 丈夫埋怨妻子总是做一样的一个菜。
　　一天，丈夫回到家，问妻子：“亲爱的，今天我们吃啥菜” 妻子回复：“今天你能够选择。” 丈夫感到很快乐，又问：“全部有哪 些菜呢” “炒白菜。” “还有呢” “没了。” “那你要我怎么选呢” “吃还是不吃!”妻子一本正经地说道。
　　英语搞笑笑话四：The Reason of Being Late Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning Johnny: Every